Front Cover Text (all black with glowing type): "The secret of my success in advertising is my ability to manipulate people."

Inside Text (with picture above): "As you can see, I'm an artist, not an account guy. In fact, I've been too busy retouching photos to learn how to kiss people's, uh, feet. But when you come to me to make your ideas a reality, you'll leave with a smile on your face."