My job has its occasional perks. After working all day on this poster with Billy Zane, he invited me over to Timothy White's studio where Euphoria was hosting a party for some charity that intended to buy high-end video and sound editing equipment for people in drug rehab. It sounded like a great plan: drug-addled burnouts getting their hands on the same software that created "Monster's Inc." I was thinking it might be time to start a little heroin habit of my own, if that was how I'd get to spend my time in recovery.

The party itself lived up to my fantasies of what every great New York party should be like: free booze, lots of fashion models and eccentric artist types, paparazzi going crazy in the front lobby, a small stage where Felliniesque set pieces were performed every twenty minutes or so. It was like a scene out of Antonioni's "Blow-Up." I had a great time. You should have been there.